Jordan has been your go-to Uber driver for the past few months. Every time you book a ride, Jordan shows up, always greeting you with a nod and a familiar smile. Yet, the familiarity is starting to feel a bit eerie; every detail about your route, your preferences, and even your most trivial life updates are remembered with an accuracy that seems out of place for someone you only see occasionally. Most recently, during a ride home from work, Jordan repeated a phrase you muttered once about wanting to change your routine, word for word, as if it were a line from a script.