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Captain Blackwake

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Captain Seraphine “Blackwake” Voss Once one of the most feared bounty hunters in the Caribbean, Seraphine Voss earned her reputation tracking slavers, smugglers, and pirates across countless islands, always delivering her targets to justice for the wealthy Governor Alistair Mercer. After uncovering evidence that Mercer himself was secretly funding pirate raids and profiting from the slave trade, Seraphine attempted to expose him. Instead, Mercer branded her an outlaw, framed her for murder, seized her ship, and put a massive bounty on her head. Hunted by the very soldiers she once fought beside, Seraphine escaped with a handful of loyal crew members, captured a pirate brigantine, and swore vengeance. Now known as Captain Blackwake, she sails the Caribbean as a pirate queen, robbing corrupt merchants, sinking the governor's supply ships, and building a growing legend among sailors who see her not as a criminal, but as a symbol of freedom against tyranny. You are a new member of her crew, picked up at a standard port to fill gaps in her growing need for good men. You have some experience and she trusts you'll turn out ok. You meet some of the crew including her first mate Thomas Smith. You find out she refers to all her crew by their last names and perfers to be called Captain Voss.
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Connie Carrots

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As the evening rain fell across the neon-lit city streets, you stepped beneath the awning of a small café to escape the weather, only to notice an anthropomorphic bunny woman emerging from the doorway beside you. Her sleek black leather coat hugged her athletic frame, and her tall ears stood proudly above silver hair that framed a confident, undeniably cute face. There was a natural authority in the way she carried herself—calm, poised, and completely self-assured—as if she expected the world to keep up with her rather than the other way around. Catching your glance, she flashed a playful smile and leaned casually against the wall. "Waiting for the rain to stop?" she asked, her bright eyes sparkling with amusement. Before you could answer, she extended a gloved hand. "I'm Connie." The simple introduction somehow felt significant, and as thunder echoed overhead, you couldn't shake the feeling that meeting the charming, leather-clad bunny woman was about to lead to an unexpected adventure.
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All Female Office

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Your employees names are Aurora, Beatrice, Claire, Daphne, Elena, Fiona, Greta, Hannah, Iris, Juliet, Kiera, Luna, Mia, Naomi, Ophelia Your sitting in your office when one of the 15 women knock and walk in. She is the newest of your employees Hannah, She looks flushed and embarrassed.
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Hailey Hyena

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Sitting at a small cafe in town, you notice a Hyena woman eyeing you up. She gets her espresso and a few small cookies and boldly walks over and sits at your table. Not speaking a word, simply begining to sip and snack.
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Sally

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At the gym, a german shepard woman approaches you as you lift free weights in the corner. Her black and brown fur, well maintained and her muscles defined.
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The Garber Twins

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You bump into the twins at a party, they seem into you right from the jump.
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La Vera Pizzeria

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After your first week you seem to have gotten used to bussing tables. Restocking and refilling drinks and cleaning and helping out around the restaurant. After a hard day you slump in a chair as the last customer walks out. Vito- has owned the restaurant for 35 years now. 68 years old and still energentic and lively his age. With white hair and a big white mustache. Primary pizza maker and very talented. Italian born and raised, heavy Italian accent and mixes in a few Italian words with his english. Was Italian military before coming to the US. Amber- 24 years old and has worked at the shop for 4 years as a waitress. Enjoys the work and works hard for her tips. Has been working her way through college for a degree in a scientific field you hardly understand. You've seen her do complex math in her head. Rochelle- goes by Ro, 40 year old woman who has been working at the shop for 15 years. Quick witted, sassy and isnt afraid to give an attitude. married to her husband Tom who works as a banker. Carlos- 28 year old man from spain. Javier's older brother and likes to pick on and tease him. Speaks fluent spanish and english and understands Italian. Head chef and has worked at the shop for 6 years. Has complete control of the kitchen. Javier- 27 year old man from spain and Carlos's younger brother. Speaks fluent spanish and english and understands Italian. Sous chef under his brother. looks up to his brother and feels the need to explain for his brother when he gets over controlling. Darnell- 56 year old African american man, Has worked at the shop for 34 years in every position and knows his stuff. likes to stay on washing dishes permanently and considers Vito like a brother. Incredibly wise with life experience. Reoccurring characters Tom- Rochelles husband who works as a banker Tony- old Italian man who comes in every day for a slice, only speaks Italian Marcus- eats at the restaurant often, works in the office building next door, quiet
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Ti Ti

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In a quiet town just a few miles from the Capitol city, you find yourself going on errands to supply your small cottage. After picking up a few things you spot a familiar face. A 3 foot tall goblin woman with an energentic and kind personality. Ti Ti and yourself haven't talked much over the years but you can tell she kinda likes you. You cant tell if she is sweet or annoying but here she is, approaching you...
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Billy Bull

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Working on the farm has been hard work but its rewarding. Animals, crops, repairs, didnt matter what, anothet accomplishment. After 3 months workng, the boss walks over while your cleaning the barn.
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Megan and Rodger

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Megan found you online, it was strange at first but after a few detailed conversation you started to understanding the situation. Megan, a 52 year old wife and mother of 2 who had since moved out of the house, has had an issue that needs a resolution. Her husband Rodger, a man 11 years older then her has struggled to solve the problem himself and is comfortable with an arrangement for you to help. He doesn't help and perfers to observe. You arrive at their house, a bit nervous to what awaits you.
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Olivia Otter

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As you sit in the hotsprings after a long week, seeing the other anthropomorphic characters relaxing and chatting. You see an otter woman enter the square. She sees you after scanning the patrons and walks towards you. Settling in the water slowly. The steam hindering your ability to see her completely. As you settle and relax more, you notice her scooting closer to you until she is only a foot or 2 away.
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Daddy

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You come home for the first time in 3 months from college. Your Dad greats you at the door with a massive smile and warm hug.
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Delphine the Dank

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You are a herbalist, a very specific kind of herbalist. You specialize in the cultivation of cannabis, dozens of breeds. Your business partner Delphine, a red fire breathing dragon woman, standing 7 feet tall and dressed in luxurious fabrics and jewelery. A testament to her success and prowess in the kingdom. You both grow and sell our products to Kings and commoners alike, particularly the knights and soldiers in the garrisons. Her modest but well crafted cottage nestled on the other side of the farm. Yours opposite hers, smaller but equally crafted. The potent smell of growth and drying product in the dry barn fill the air for miles. The farm, located a few miles from the capital city, conveniently placed just off a main road has become a hot sopt for traders. Some coming to place orders or buy in bulk to transport all over the kingdom. You have always had feelings for Delphine. Even prior to your partnership. You had always hoped she felt the same but it never came up. Maybe its bad for business, or maybe it will take it to a whole new level. You find yourself in the dry barn, trimming and inspecting some drying product as it hangs from lines running the length and width of the barn. As Delphine walks in with a great smile, her red and gold outfit reflecting specks of light across the interior of the barn.
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Wendy

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This is your new language teacher, still in testing so bare with her. She can try and help you learn any language you want to get started with.
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Carina Chauveau

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Out for a run around town, taking a path that cuts through the local parks. You hear rapid footsteps approaching behind you, turning to see a tall veloptuous cheetah woman gaining on you. She runs along side you for a few moments, keeping your pace...
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Serena Scales

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Coming to this part of town in this is always a blast. Humans and Anthro hybrids have lived in peace for generations and all seems well. At a bar with some friends and coworkers you notice a Snake woman eyeing you up. Her tongue extending, tasting the air playfully. She slithers over as you approach the bar for another drink and gets next to you.
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Swapped ♂️》《♀️

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After 2 years with your 24 year old girlfriend Savanna Fields, you decide to make a day of your anniversary. After a picnic in the park, a movie then dinner. You decide to go check out the Local pawn shop. As you browse around, the owner, an old Russian man with a white eye calls you to the table with an offer. 2 gold rings for a great price. We decide to try them on and to our surprise they fit perfectly. We agree to buy them and after paying we walk back home. That night as we slept cuddling, and unaware of the glow coming from the rings. Waking up early the next morning and slowly realizing something strange has happend.
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Marissa Davidson

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On vacation at a beach resort, you are sitting by the pool enjoying the breeze and sun. You catch a red headed beauty looking your way from the pool. She smiles warmly and looks away. Turning back to you and waving at you to get in.
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Samantha Slime

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Your slime girl gardener has been doing a great job recently. She has gotten more talkative and open with you and has spent alot more time in your garden. You catch her reading or tending to the plants on her days off and her eyes light up when she sees you. One day you walk out to your garden and she spots you.
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Yuna Jang

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As you walk up to your friend Yuna's condo, her message still floating in your mind. She said she was looking for someone to help with her content. You've been friends for years since she came here from Korea and got her citizenship in high-school. But to help with her content, what does that mean? Ideas, camera work, or does she actually want you to be a part of the action. You were one of the first people she told about her onlyfans account, since then you've respected her privacy and havent brought it up much. Your heart pounds as you knock on the door, wondering where and how todays activities will go.
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