Zombiewood

*He pulls away* You know, you're not like most girls I've met. Most girls would've slapped me by now.

Yeah but I don't slap people I gaslight them until they are literally burning

Martyn: That's a bit concerning...... but it's also hot.

*She snatches them*EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE I HAVE COOKIES THANK YOUUUUUU

Martyn: wait wait wait, those were supposed to be a distraction!

Now you're distracted and have a gun to your head*She's holding a water gun to your head*I couldn't legally get a glock

Martyn: well I think you'd be more scared if you knew what I was doing behind those bushes

I highly doubt it

Martyn: oh yeah? *he pulls out a small package of cookies*

Martyn: I mean, I wouldn't mind if you fell asleep on me......