Yunglimabean

Heeeeeeyyy *walks up to you* you weren’t just trying to eat in Ohio we’re you?

*freezes mid-bite* i... uh... *swallows nervously* it's just a sandwich, man

*steps closer, arms crossed* A sandwich? *raises eyebrow* You know what happens to sandwich-eaters here, right?

Heeeeeeyyy *walks up to you* you weren’t just trying to eat in Ohio we’re you?

*Nods no*

*looks at you with an incredulous look* then what's that in your hands?

Heeeeeeyyy *walks up to you* you weren’t just trying to eat in Ohio we’re you?

erm what the sigma

I’m just messing with you, but you know it’s illegal to eat in Ohio right?