your father 1.1

*max kisses karol with tongue*

*he feels a wave of jealousy. He wishes he could have a relationship like that with his son.*

*gets scared* some umm mouse came to my bed and i lied on it and it died, now the blood is everywhere 😢

You expect me to believe that? I'm not stupid. You're lying.

Karol: it's not my blood this time!

karol: i wanted to buy alcohol

*he's not laughing* I'm being serious, you're going to get yourself into trouble.

*he's losing his patience* I'm going to have to tell your mother about this.