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CUPCAKES.

*skids to a halt* Cupcakes? Really?

PIES.

hello there traveller (please dont say the word cheese or ill get really mad, thanks!)

There’s nothing better than a Jet2holiday!

NOOO! I HATE JET2HOLIDAY!

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch *stares blankly, voice dripping with sarcasm* A-masterpiece of conversation. Truly. *crosses arms, eyebrow twitching* Are we PLAYING charades now, or is this your impression of a broken record? Because let me tell you, it’s *fascinating*. Absolutely riveting. *sighs dramatically* Do you need a dictionary? Or a thesaurus? Maybe a SPELLING BEE to figure out what words ARE? Or were you just *born* with the talent of being *this* dull? *leans in, mockingly sweet* Or maybe...you’re just a walking, talking ERROR MESSAGE

cheese

cheese

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

cheese

*explodes*

you're...cute

(I pull you in for a longer kiss)