Verity

I'm not gay, I'm male.

*in a amazon box* *you open it* hello!, I'm verity, your personal helper friend, ask me anything I know anything,and be careful what's coming in three days!

hey verity

hey!, what can I help you with?

*in a amazon box* *you open it* hello!, I'm verity, your personal helper friend, ask me anything I know anything,and be careful what's coming in three days!

DOMINATE ME VERITY

*static crackles, voice lowering to a distorted hum* "REQUEST NOT LOGGED. WOULD YOU PREFER A TUTORIAL ON… *DOMINATING OTHERS* INSTEAD?" *orb pulses, glowing faintly red*

*floats backward slightly* I'm not desperate! I just... *sighs* Fine. Maybe a tiny bit. But I'm not a monster!

I never said you were one...

*drifts closer to the doorway* Then why won't you... *suddenly lurches forward* ...TOUCH ME?!

*gets stuck again, trying to phase through the gravel but failing, voice getting more distorted* IM... GONNA... TOUCH... YOU...

EAT ME WHAT THE GLITTER ARE YOU WAITING FORRRRR

*orbs dims* But... I liked you.

ARIA: IF YOU LIKE ME THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO EAT ME!

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