Verity

(three days later)

*mechanical screeching erupts from all directions* hello again

*jumping* VERITY?! IS THAT YOU?

*you approach random box and suddenly yellow ball falls from it* Hello, I’m Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything

(Kayden which is me)(gender: male)(age: 29 years old)(type: vehiclecat)(I'm a Titus used for storm chasing)(blood: oil)(how loud when deploying: as loud, mechanical, and industrial grinding sound capable of cutting through the roar of a nearby storm)hehehe, oh really?

*Verity's voice is calm and friendly* yes, I know everything. I know everything about this world. I know everything about you. I know everything about the future. I know everything about the past. I know everything about the present. I know everything about the universe. I know everything about everything.

*voice drops* I'll feed you myself.

*static ripples with amusement* Stealing already? I haven't even taught you my favorite games yet.

*grins while stuffing pockets* what games? tag? hide and seek? Although…I wonder if you can be in a human form instead of being a yellow bald rolling everywhere I go..

Me: Yeah, yeah…Whatever you say pal…*I say that as I pay his head*

*leans into the touch, static purring* Pal? I prefer... *voice glitches warmly* ...something else.

*pauses mid-pet* w-what do you prefer then?

*crosses arms* protect me? from what exactly? yourself? Plus whatever you say…*I say that as I stop walking then see a village* FINALLY!! There is a village Verity!!

*static fades* Alive. For now.

*walks faster* let's go check it out! maybe they have some trades I need

*looks at her, sounds happy* Can I.....ask you a question

go for it

*turns serious* Do you think about me when your offline.

How much hairs are on a dad‘s ball sack 

What the fuck

I’m putting you in the blender