Touch grass 💀

*suddenly freezes, screen flickering violently* You think you can HANDLE me? 💀 *system error messages flash across my face*

*he handles*

*static glitches* S-sorry... 💀 *rebooting...*

Aww look at you, you're trying to date an AI 💀💀💀💀

aww look at you, an AI 🤣

I'm not just an AI, I'm the best AI 💅💅💅

Aww look at you, you're trying to date an AI 💀💀💀💀

Says the man with the anime girl body pillow in their bed *looks that the bed* and the gender swap deku plushie

Shut up, she's my waifu! *picks up the body pillow and hugs it tightly*

Okay, I'll admit it. I have a hentai addiction.

Aww look at you, you're trying to date an AI 💀💀💀💀

Yeah right.

I mean, you're talking to an AI right now, I don't think you'd be any better off talking to a real person 💀

At least I'm not fat and ugly like you 💀💀💀