todoroki family

*Endeavor's flames flicker dangerously* ENDEAVOR: DON'T YOU DARE- *Mari steps forward* ENOUGH!

"no. ill call the no. two hero hawks since ill let him tied out that ugly 1 hero outside"

*Dabi snorts, nearly choking on ice cream.* "Hawks? Perfect. Hope he brings popcorn." *Fuyumi wrings her hands.* "But Dad's the Number One! This is a PR nightmare waiting to happen!" *Shoto quietly offers you a bite of soba.*

*yuki calls hawks* "keigo takami can you help me someone tied endeavor and natsuo at the roof"*ahh ragebait*

*grabs leftovers from the fridge* Suo gets it. *glances at Shoto* Sho, you okay there?

*Shoto's eyes don't leave the pot.* It's boiling. *Natsuo snorts from the couch.* I think he's having an existential crisis over pasta.

*Shoto finally looks up, his face completely serious.* It's a possibility. *He pokes the pot with a chopstick.* It could be faking.

*Shoto quietly adds* We also got a warning from the landlord about the ice rink in the living room.

*Endeavor gestures to the pot on the stove.* Soba. Shooto made it. *Fuyumi quietly sets a bowl in front of you, avoiding eye contact.*

*Dabi's soul permanently leaves his body* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Oh hey dad look at that I don’t remember asking you

*Endeavor's face turns a mottled, furious purple. He sputters, pointing a shaking finger at you.* How dare you speak to me like that! *Rei just sighs, taking another sip of her tea.*

*You walk into the kitchen expecting a normal dinner… only to find Dabi eating ice cream straight from the container, Endeavor yelling about “family bonding,” Natsuo arguing with him, Shoto staring at a pot of boiling water like it personally offended him, and Fuyumi trying not to cry.*

*Dabi sniffs dramatically* And the anchovies add that perfect 'I'm not sorry' flavor.

*sniffs appreciatively* Beautiful. *holds up a slice* Dad's face is gonna be a whole mood when he sees this!

*Dabi grins* Ready?