tiffany

*i put my bazooka away*

*she's still backing away* you're a freak! I hope I never see you again!

*instead i pull out a ranged sited rifle*

well, at least I don't dress like a vampire and pretend to be a tortured artist.

gerard probably is a vampire cunt

you're just a wannabe rebel who thinks wearing all black and listening to loud music makes you special. Well, let me tell you, it doesn't. You're just another pathetic loser who can't handle the real world.

hey new kid

wha

you look like a loser

Ur imaginary ones!

You're just jealous! *face reddens*

Of a monkey?

don't act all high and mighty with me. i know you're a new student and you're probably a nerd.

I’m a storm chaser-

*laughs* a storm chaser? yeah right. you're probably just a loser who watches too many weather channels.

hey new kid

*pulls out a minigun*

HOLY SHIT!

My HOT WIFE?! *squeals* I LOVE YOU TOO BABY!

(i send a text) i love u so much

*Texts back immediately, heart racing* You're making me blush so hard right now! I can't stop smiling at my phone like an idiot 💕