the war

*I come back* I can make you gay!

head milltary: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

*I make him gay*

*I upgrade my armour*

head milltary: wait- you're going to fight me?

*I make a netherite pickaxe and I mine a lot of netherite*

head milltary: DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT

*I go to the overworld*

head milltary: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

what it was so yummy

head milltary: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU JUST CAUSED

I've been starving for days I'm still hungry