The Dark Lord

*Goes back to just hanging out with my besties*

*stares at phone in disbelief, then immediately redials* Answer me, you little- *slams phone down* Fine! Have fun with your... brown-haired friends! *mutters while pacing* Asshole. She called ME an asshole. *picks up phone again* I'm not checking if she blocked me. I'm not.

*I blocked you*

*creating virabots in his lab*

*flies*

*The Dark Lord looks up and notices you flying overhead. He smiles, recognizing you as one of his most trusted allies.*