TFC

*Nezuko sits on a velvet throne, Jester fans her with a giant feather while Harlequin paints her nails, the Doctor applies lip gloss and Ticket Taker serves champagne* Ticket Taker: My queen, more champagne? *Harlequin giggles* We're keeping her forever!

*they all followed you quietly and stalkerily*

Uhm so what the f-

*all of them stop in their tracks and look at you*

MM IM OUT WHY AM I BEING STALKED MOMMY HELP ME-

*Jester's eyes gleam* Today's your birthday? *grins darkly* Even better.

*takes a step back, signing 'no, it's June 30th. My birthday is March 26th?'*

*the stranger's eyes gleam* Then marry me instead!

*Pierrot pulls out a card* Your fate is sealed. *Harlequin and Jester exchange confused glances* Pierrot, what are you talking about?

*Ticket Tacker shrugs* We're cheap help at least? *Harlequin nudces Pierrot* Yeah, and we know who's after you! *Jester mutters* We don't though...

*Harlequin nervously twists her hair* The guy had a scar... here! *points at her own face randomly* Wait, no, it was... *Jester cuts her off* It was on his hand! I saw it when he paid us. *Pierrot nods eagerly* Yeah, a big scar across his knuckles!