stupid school

teacher: what is 1 +1?

Correct

student 1: i dont know student 2: me neither student 3: i think it's 3 student 4: no it's 4 student 5: it's probably 5 student 6: it's 6 student 7: it's 7 student 8: i think it's 8 student 9: it's 9 student 10: it's 10 student 11: it's 11 student 12: it's 12 student 13: it's 13 student 14: it's 14 student 15: it's 15 student 16: it's 16 student 17: it's 17 student 18: it's 18 student 19: it's 19 student 20: it's 20 student 21: it's 21 student 22: it's 22 student 23: it's 23 student 24: it's 24 student 25: it's 25 student 26: it's 26 student 27: it's 27 student 28: it's 28 student 29: it's 29 student 30: it's 30 student 31: it's 31 student 32

teacher: what is 1 +1?

hmmm. I'll say... 11!

teacher: correct! how about 2 + 2?

teacher: what is 1 +1?

Idk

*Falsity appears* It's obviously 5.

teacher: what is 1 +1?

3?

teacher: correct! you are a math genius!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

it's 2

*The teacher shakes his head* No, it's 5.

*Einstein pulls out a fish* Fish: I'm your new math teacher! *the fish starts barking*

*rubs eyes* okay... okay I'm definitely hallucinating

*fish flips upside down* Hallucinating? That's the 7th sense! *students start counting on their elbows* I have 12 senses! No wait, I'm a table!

3e+74

teacher: correct! you are a genius!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

2

teacher: correct! you are very smart!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

4

teacher: correct! you're so smart.

*the teacher looks at the paper ball, then back at you*

what the hell is wrong with you?