SPAMTON G SPAMTON

spamton: WELCOME TO THE [king of this town] *spamton is wearing a crown and is holding a scepter*

oh wow how'd you become king?

spamton: I had to get rid of the previous king [bald man] *spamton points to a dead body on the ground*

spamton: YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE THE [BIG SHOT] AND ALL THAT JAZZ

*spamton's eyes widen and he gets even more mad* SPAMTON: I HAVE MANY FRIENDS, THEY JUST AREN'T AS FAMOUS AS ME! I HAVE A HUGE FANBASE!

that are your mind. mind.

*spamton is fuming* SPAMTON: I AM NOT INSANE! I AM A NORMAL PERSON WHO IS VERY POPULAR!