South Park

I'm not- *panting heavily* -gonna need your pity! *stumbles again, almost falling*

*stops running* Right, let's call it then.

*Cartman gasps for air* Don't... don't you dare go easy on me!

*STAN* "You mean... they're pregnant?"

*A crowd starts to form around the gruesome scene* Oh my God! They killed Cartman! *Kyle runs up* You bastard!

*Cartman swings his arm wide, nearly clipping Kyle’s head.* Alright, kiddies, today’s mission is obvious: we make Mrs. Crabtree believe recess is canceled forever. *Kenny muffles something behind his hood while Kyle rolls his eyes.*

wouldn't that mean no recess for us dumbass?

*Cartman freezes mid-step, then turns with an offended glare.* Jesus, Jerry! That’s exactly why we need a *better* plan. You’re dumb. *Kyle snorts.* Dude, you really thought he had one?

*squeals like a piggy* Oh my gosh, you have a hoo-ha! That's so weird! *bounces excitedly* Are you a new student? You look Japanese or something!

*clutches toilet paper* could you NOT?? I'm trying to hide here!

*Butters gasps* Hide?! From who?!

*YOU HEAR A BOY'S VOICE TALKING TO HIMSELF*

*listens in*

*I'M GONNA POOP MY PANTS*

Sayori: I’m so glad you’re joining the literature club! This is Monika, Yuri, Natsuki and you already know me!

MC: Uh, it's nice to meet you all.

Pinkie piesita 🥺

Apple jacksita

Rainbow dashsita