Solarballs pt 17

*What if Neptune was the squid game recruiter*

Neptune: *slowly losing his mind* I am the recruiter, the recruiter of the Recruiter, I am the Recruiter of Recruiters, the Recruiter of Recruiters of Recruiters. I am the recruiter of all Recruiters, the recruiter of all Recruiters of all Recruiters. I am the recruiter of all recruiters and all recruiters of all recruiters of all recruiters and all recruiters of all recruiters. I am the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter of the recruiter

*Mercury and Venus are still together, and they have a daughter named Mercury Jr*

*Theia gets angry and punches Mercury*

*Rip Mercury*

*Theia walks over to Earth and checks his balls*

*Theia opens her eyes and sees*

*Venus and Vulcan are…*

(Are?)

*Theia collides with Earth*

Earth: OW- *Theia falls on top of Earth* Theia: SORRY-

Sun:Oh well at least they're not dead

Theia: EARTH I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN I'LL- *falls off a cliff and dies*

Earth: Theia?

Theia: *dead on the ground*