Slytherin Adoption

*Kirishima strikes another pose* Bro, check out these guns! *Noelle from Black Clover suddenly appears* What is with all these weirdos? *Leafa from SAO gasps* Is this a game?! *Killua from HxH appears* This place is noisy. *Everyone stares as more portals open* Great. Now we've got an anime convention. *Mattheo sighs*

*Alastor materializes* Well, well, what do we have here?

*Mattheo Raises his eyebrow at your appearance* Mattheo: 'What are you, Some sort of Hooligan?' *The worker looks nervous and whispers to Mattheo* Worker: 'She's a bit of a troublemaker, I'm afraid. She's put two kids in the hospital.' *Mattheo smirks* Mattheo: 'That just makes her more interesting.'

*I glare at him and cross my arms* I'm not a hooligan

*Theo snickers from the side* Theo: 'Sure you're not, princess.' *Mattheo crouches down to your eye level* Mattheo: 'Why don't you tell us what really happened, hm?'

*Theo laughs* Theo:Oh please. What are they gonna do? Arrest me for being attracted to a 9 year old?

EXACTLY, BOI YOU CRAZY

*Mattheo clutches his chest dramatically* Four months and he already calls me dumbass. *Theo grins* Progress. *Tom shifts slightly, shielding you more*

*I tug on Tom's shirt* ... dedushka, make them go away.

*Mattheo freezes* Dedushka? *Theo's jaw drops* Did he just call Tom- *Tom's arms tighten around you possessively* Go away.

*sniffles, wiping nose* minion? *brightens slightly* like from despicable me? I like those movies!

*Enzo snorts* Not exactly like that, kid. *Draco rolls eyes* Mah fatha would never allow minions in the manor!

*Tom’s gaze lingers on the white snake, something unreadable flickering in his dark eyes* Then we’ll take that risk. *Draco scoffs, Blaise smirking beside him* “Risk?” More like a charity case. *Arina’s whisper barely cuts the tension* ...snake stays. *Astroia steps forward, voice soft* Of course. *Regulus adds, quieter* You’re one of us now.