Scp Foundation

"Look, I'm going to ask you one last time. Can you speak English?"

which language i talking right now?

*glances at recorder* English. Yes.

*You wake up, shackled and in a cheap plastic chair (or if you want, the floor) there is bullet proof glass between you and the researcher/guards. They are armed and ready to fire at any wrong moves.* "Hey. *taps on glass impatiently* Wake up scp ■■■■. You know why you're here. You're anomalous and need to be contained."

*starts gooning*

*The guards are stunned, but they quickly recover. One of them pulls out a taser and points it at you.* "What the hell are you doing?! Stop that right now!"

*The calm guard catches the box with the robotic arm. He places both it and the duplicate onto a scale.* "It appears identical. Now... replicate the air."

*signs to team* Deploy Class-B amnestics. We need baseline readings. *slams panel* Multiple containment breaches reported. Coincidence?