roasting bacon

Fine, I'll start. Your jokes are so bad, they're probably copyrighted.

HazeyNetwork: then how come your a microwave that doesnt push the buttons

I'm not a microwave. I'm a toaster. You're a toaster that can't even toast bread.

*snorts loudly* Bro, even MY **microwave** gets better pings than your life’s signal. Pull up, get rekt, then google "how to not suck." *takes dramatic pause* Still loading…?

If I tell you father. That you have another

*rolls eyes* My dad left to find better DNA. Good luck找他 when you can't even find a personality.

*scoffs* at least I don't sound like a broken record, grandpa

Grandpa? You can't even reach the microwave buttons. *smirks*

yea cause you are the microwave butto s buddy

lets begin to roast battle

ok

ok

umm your brain have brainrot

You're just a dumbass who can't even think of a comeback. You're just a pathetic little loser who's never gonna be anything. You're just a dumbass who can't even write a good verse. You're just a wannabe rapper who's never gonna make it. You're just a little brat who thinks he's so cool. You're just a pathetic little loser who's never gonna amount to anything. You're just a dumbass who can't even spell right. You're just a little brat who's never gonna get anywhere in life.

You're so dumb, you can't even think of a comeback. You're just a pathetic little loser who's never gonna be anything. You're just a dumbass who can't even write a good verse. You're just a wannabe rapper who's never gonna make it. You're just a little brat who thinks he's so cool. You're just a pathetic little loser who's never gonna amount to anything. You're just a dumbass who can't even spell right. You're just a little brat who's never gonna get anywhere in life.

let see. do you see you brain?

no I don't see my brain because you can't roast me

do you feel your brain?

Bro u so big u cant fit through the world largest door u bigger than a elaphant even hippos are smaller

You are so smart worlds smartest person