roast battle

you're so ugly that when you look in the mirror it breaks and shatters into a thousand pieces, the mirror was probably scared of you.

uno Reverse (btw way you cannot counter it otherwise you are gay/lesbian)

that's not a rule, it's just a way for you to get out of a roast. but if you want to play that game, you're so ugly that even the ugly step sister from Cinderella felt bad for you.

I'm a six pack, not a twig, I'm muscular, I'm a 6'3 guy, and you look like a 5'***ays video games all day.

but but Ikaw jud ba

shut up, you're just jealous, you wish you were as hot as me.