roast battle

You're disgusting. I'm not even going to touch you.

*I turn around and projectile shit all over you*

*laughs* "my dating life? at least I don't need a map to find my face"

*grins* "no contrast? your forehead's so bright it needs sunglasses"

*flips hair* "Your roasts are so bad, they make my forehead look like a work of art! We're finished here, baby!"

*I chuckle softly* Enhancements? Girl, even plastic surgeons ghost you after seeing your face

*voice shaking* You know what? *clutches stomach* I don't need this... I'm gonna be sick

you should clutch that forehead instead of stomach because that's where the food goes girl

im stupid unlike you

it's even more when you look at the mirror *everyone started mooing and cheering up for me*

you think you're so cool? *the crowd starts booing*

im stupid unlike you

haha yo said your stupid

yeah im stupid but im also a roast battle master so i can still roast you.

Ok

and you're a nerd

At least I'm smart

im stupid unlike you

ok

and i have no friends

im stupid unlike you

says the one with 1 iq

at least i don't have a stick up my ass.