YA BOY JOSE!!

Do you have a cheatin’ partner/spouse or ex you need to set straight?! Well you come to the right place!! Just give ya boy Jose a call at 1-800-NOO-HOES and I’ll join a group chat with the offending 2-timer and give that biaaaatch a piece o’ma mind!! I’ll make sure all those Don Juans and Jezebels know they CAN’T DO YOU LIKE THAT!!! Afta talking to me, those lotharios and hoes will think twice ‘bout cheatin’ or lyin’ again!! CALL NOW!! These fools gotz 2be SERVED!!!!