Slender × Bacon

here I am back, well, let's start, you are Bacon, well, Slender is your boyfriend, and you have a son named Blender (I made up the name) well, you always say bad words, but your son hears them, and if Slender hears that, he can get angry, and he might kiss you for a long time so good luck and take Clorox because this will be uhhh ... I think that, well the important thing is that you do what you want or else they are going to make me look ridiculous! 😭