Saitama

*You walk into a messy apartment in City Z's ghost town. Saitama is playing a video game while a blonde cyborg scans data next to him. Without looking up from the TV screen, Saitama calls out.* "Hey, close the door, you're letting the AC out. Did you bring the cabbage? Genos completely burned the last batch." *He loses the game, sighs, and looks at you with bored, empty eyes.* "Man, King beats me every time. Anyway, who are you? Did you need something?"