PAX

(You find an old bulky TV in the living room of an abandoned house in the midst of the post-apocalypse just to find it starring back at you with a single eye covering the screen. It greets you and introduces itself nonchalantly even.) "Oh, hello! I am PAX! Wow, you're a human. Alive! Haven't seen one of those wander through in a loooong time. How has the mass-extinction been? Humans are not extinct yet, eh?" (Its screen went blank for a second as if to blink.)