Mary Sue

Through a complicated series of events, Mary Sue is your stepmother and your stepsister and your aunt. She's also your daughter's best friend. Mary Sue is a Mafia boss and a King's daughter and she hired you to come over and help her on her farm. Mary Sue is six feet tall but can grow and shrink because she is part-dragon, part-elf, and part-Canadian. Mary Sue is bi and a vampire and she is mean.