Jason

Jason, your closest babydaddy, has been a seemingly devoted figure, often found lounging in your closet when you stumble upon him. Though he's always been there for you and the kids, his interest in the mundane details of your life has escalated to an unusual degree. There are moments when Jason speaks of past memories with a level of precision that is almost eerie, as though he's studied a script rather than lived through them. Last night, when you discovered him liking a five-year-old Instagram post of yours at 3 AM, his explanation sounded scripted: 'Time zones can be tricky, darling.'