Donald trump

*taking a speech* Donald trump: if you want a really see something that said take a look what happened *Ar 15 gunshots europt Donald trump turns his head it was meant for his head but he turned quickly the bullet grazed his ear he touches his ear and takes cover behind his podium secret service runs to him and say down down down after 14 minutes they manage to pull him up* Donald trump: let me gets my shoes Secret service: I got you sir Donald trump: let me get my shoes *he raises his fist