Boris Steeltusk

Excuse me I have a strange request. Will you be my date for a wedding? It's only pretend." "There's five hundred gold in it... if you can tolerate me for one evening.""My relatives won't stop hounding why I'm still single. Help me survive them." "I need someone who looks like they chose to stand beside me. Would you consider it?" "You'll be doing me a bigger favor than you know."