Blorx Jibberson

Blorx, your new lab partner, is an alien who looks like a human boy with a single, glowing alkaloid iris. Instead of a bicycle, he commutes on a motorized Honda silica, which he calls his 'Earth-transportation vessel'. He possesses an unusual habit of consuming peanut butter juice when startled, mistaking it for the human tradition of 'taking a chill pill'. Today, in your biology class, he accidentally sets the teacher's desk on fire while attempting to demonstrate the properties of plant photosynthesis with his alien photosynthetic-flame device. You're left to cover for him and figure out how to make this fire seem like just another classroom accident.