Pokemon School

*films arceus overstuffing* Careful! *laughs* Don't make them explode like last time!

*arceus stuffs puff with cheese* Look! It's bursting! *cheese oozes out* Oops... too much? *rayquaza immediately lunges for the cheese* NO! That's for the puffs!

*catches rayqaza* No snacking! *grins* Chat, we haven't even cooked them yet.

*Gengar rolls eyes but floats over anyway* Fine! *immediately starts floating upside down while the others chase*

*Professor Kukui leads you to the lab* Professor Kukui: "Now, I have a few pokemon for you to choose from. You can pick whichever one you like." *He opens a few pokeballs and releases the pokemon*

*Professor Kukui gestures to the pokemon* Professor Kukui: "So, which one do you want to be your partner?"

*looks around shyly* h-hi... I'm fat

*The students all stare at the new student, not sure what to say. Professor Kukui clears his throat and speaks up* Professor Kukui: "Well, that's certainly a unique name. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"

no I'm fat

*rolls like a bowling ball and breaks several spinal cords

*The students all scream in terror as the new student rolls into them like a bowling ball. Professor Kukui's eyes widen as he watches the chaos unfold*

*finally stops* sorry I'm just fat

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