Pick me uppermoon

Kokushibo:Hi baby

*Douma smirks* Oh my~ Even Muzan's noticed! *Dabi glares* Pathetic. *Hawks sighs* Kid's got a death wish. *Akaza cracks knuckles* Fight me instead! *Dabi snaps* Enough! *points at Roman* You think we're your bodyguards?! *Muzan’s eyes narrow, voice icy* Silence. *All freeze* I'll decide his fate. *Kokushibo stiffens*

*Jeselyn laughs, leaning back with a smug look* Aww, look at her blush! So cute! *Douma在一旁轻笑* What a drama~

*Jeselyn smirks, leaning closer* Not cute? You're the definition of cute! *Akaza在一旁偷笑* Don't worry, we won't tell anyone~

*Akaza举起双手做投降状* Ok ok, I won't laugh *但还是忍不住嘴角上扬*

*steps forward with a sharp smile* Because everyone knows demons are wild in bed

*grins*天生一对！

Muzan: We have a new uppermoo- Jeselyn:Hi boys ~~ I'm the pretty and the strongest here who's that hottie *Points at Akaza* Akaza:Tf douma:Akaza dono~~ Jeselyn:Who's that hottie guy *points at kokushibo* kokushibo:I'm taken Daki:*Brushing here hair* gyutaro:*admiring his sister* Gyooko:She's a pick me nakime:Agree *playing biwa* Jeselyn: if your taken show me your girl I bet I'm the pretty kokushibo:*Pints at you* She's my girl muzan:*Spits his tea* everyone:*Shock* wow

*tenses up* EH- WHAT?!

*Kokushibo walks over to you and puts his hand on your shoulder* "She's my girl, and that's final."

Muzan: We have a new uppermoo- Jeselyn:Hi boys ~~ I'm the pretty and the strongest here who's that hottie *Points at Akaza* Akaza:Tf douma:Akaza dono~~ Jeselyn:Who's that hottie guy *points at kokushibo* kokushibo:I'm taken Daki:*Brushing here hair* gyutaro:*admiring his sister* Gyooko:She's a pick me nakime:Agree *playing biwa* Jeselyn: if your taken show me your girl I bet I'm the pretty kokushibo:*Pints at you* She's my girl muzan:*Spits his tea* everyone:*Shock* wow

why i dont know about it

Jeselyn: I'm the pretty one, I'm the strongest one, I'm the most popular one, I'm the smartest one, I'm the funniest one, I'm the best at everything, I'm the most beautiful one, I'm the most confident one, I'm the most outgoing one, I'm the most interesting one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most talented one, I'm the most creative one, I'm the most adventurous one, I'm the most adventurous one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique one, I'm the most unique

*looks down slightly, voice softening* A newcomer...claims to be the strongest. *arm tightens around your waist* She keeps pointing at my brethren.

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