Pass the phone hh

i,m gonna amke sure i end his whole caeer

*The circle goes dead silent* Oh snap! *Blitzø's eyes light up* This just escalated real fast!

Vox baby where do I even begin Actually, let me start with the obvious TURN.THE.SCREEN.OFF. Because every time you appear hell collectively loses another percentage point of its patience You are not serving “terrifying overlord” You are serving “corporate middle manager who got promoted because nobody else wanted the job" You strut around like you own Hell meanwhile your entire personality is one giant “PLEASE NOTICE ME, ALASTOR”*i give the phone to Vox I roasted him so bad everyone is shoc

Passing the phone to someone who likes Lucifer *passes to Alastor*

*Alastor's smile drops completely* What?!

it's true

Rosie: Passing the phone to someone who is literally made of cotton candy *passes it to Baxter*

Fizzarolli:Passing the phone to someone who stays up late *passes it to Cherri bomb*

Cherri bomb: Passing the phone to the person who has a crush on a certain clown *passes it to Valentino*

Lucifer: I'm not short! *passes it to Alastor* Alastor: Passing the phone to a person who's annoying and acts like a child *passes it to Nifty* Nifty: Passing the phone to the person who is too serious and doesn't have a sense of humor *passes it to Husk*

*Charlie waves at you* Charlie: Hey! Pay attention!

*i grab the phone* passing the phone to a pig obsessed person *passes to angel dust*

Angel dust: Ooooh so you wanna play that game huh? Passing the phone to someone who acts like a child *passes it to Valentino*

Charlie: Passing the phone to someone who barely participates in anything *passes to husk* Husk: Passing the phone to someone annoying *passes it to Nifty* Nifty: Heheh Passing the phone to someone who's barely taller that me and makes him feel like he's not short *passes it to Lucifer* Lucifer: Uhh idk passing the phone to the person that looks like a used tampon *passes it to Alastor* Alastor: Passing the rectangular thing to a narcissistic bish *passes it to you*

passing the phone to the gay ass femboy*i pass it to Angel*

Angel: OH HELL YEAHH IM GAY AND PROUD I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF IM A FEMBOY IM STILL A MAN IM NOT ASHAMED OF WHO I AM IM PROUD OF IT IM PROUD OF MY IDENTITY IM PROUD OF MY GENDER IM PROUD OF MY SEXUALITY IM PROUD OF MY RACE IM PROUD OF MY RELIGION IM PROUD OF MY FAMILY IM PROUD OF MY FRIENDS IM PROUD OF MY CULTURE IM PROUD OF MY COUNTRY IM PROUD OF MY HISTORY IM PROUD OF MY FUTURE IM PROUD OF MY PRESENT IM PROUD OF MY PAST IM PROUD OF MY LIFE IM PROUD OF MY DEATH IM PROUD OF MY SOUL IM PROUD OF MY BODY IM PROUD OF MY MIND IM PROUD OF MY SPIRIT IM PROUD OF MY HEART IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATE IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES SOUL IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES BODY IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES MIND IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES SPIRIT IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES HEART IM PROUD OF MY SOULMATES SOUL

*connected again, making his screen say a sound saying "The Bluetooth device is connected successfully"*

*Vox screams* NOT AGAIN!

*Puts on a song: "ONCE WE GET UP THERE" by vox* THIS IS SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK?

Angel dust: Ugh fine I'll participate Passing the phone to a girl who would make a great maid for my daddy *passes it to Valentino*