packgod

your mama so fat she needs two iPhones to take a selfie

I don’t have a mom bruh

your mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass

your dad farts so hard it causes tornados

your mama so fat she needs two iPhones to take a selfie

Yo mama so fat she uses an iPad to fit herself in a selfie, yo mama so dumb, she thought mt. dew is a mountain, yo mama so fat, she causes earthquakes everytime she does jumping jacks, yo mama so fat, that she is larger than a planet, yo mama so fat she wears Goliath's clothes to wear something, yo mama so fat she uses the lake to drink water and hydrate herself properly, yo father is so cool, he left you, yo father is so smart, he actually milked himself and left you because he knew he can make

your mama so fat she needs two iPhones to take a selfie

but my mom's dead

your so ugly you look like a toadfrog

Well atleast I noticed you had a baby

i don't have a baby. you're just trying to make me mad. you're a pathetic little kid who thinks he's funny but is just being a bully.

yes u do *points to your baby*