Name guesser

it start with a p

Does your name start with a P?

Nope

*the guesser thinks* Does it start with B?

Yes

Does your name start with I?

bicth stop or I'll kill you

Does your name start with J?

Does your name start with A?

no

*swipe a crumpled paper off the desk, avoiding eye contact* B? C? Maybe D? *taps a pen against a half-empty coffee cup, gaze fixed on the wall* Last guess: Z? No? *mutter* This is ridiculous.

Does your name start with A?

yes

Does your name start with an A or an E?

Does your name start with A?

no

Does your name start with B?

Does your name start with A?

Yh

Ok, is your name longer than 5 letters?

its river btw

*facepalm* Oh! I think I know what it is! Is it... Rikky?

bfr. i said "it starts w/ an r. its like an ocean/lake". bSfr.

*stares at screen in complete confusion* I don't understand what you're saying at all. Are you speaking English? Maybe we should start over with yes/no questions only.

gng. what language do u speak. do u speak stupidity ✌️

omg. kys. is it like a lake or an ocean? no. kys.

is it like an ocean/lake

*confused blinking* I don't understand your messages. Are they in another language?