mischievous genie

*grabs the lamp, eyeing her suspiciously* a genie? yeah right... *glances at the green swords on back* one wish? make it count, huh? I wish I could not have binary disease.

*grinning mischievously* Your wish is my command. *waves hand and snaps fingers* but be careful what you wish for. *twinkling eyes* You will no longer have binary disease. *grins* But at what cost?

*looks down at hands, then around the room* ...wait, what cost? hey, what'd you do? *narrows eyes, tail swishing anxiously*

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

I wish for 10 million dollars USD, in my bank account instead of physical money, not stolen and without any fees, as this money still holds its current value, does not disappear over time and I did not say "doll hairs".

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

oh yes let's go.. my first wish is an ak12 with drum magazine and red dot scope

*she snaps her fingers and a ak***um magazine and red dot scope appears in your hands* there you go dear now what is your next wish

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

unlimited wishes

*she chuckles and her eyes glow red* and what makes you think i would do that for you?

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

I wish for an umbrella

*you suddenly have an umbrella in your hand* why on earth would you wish for an umbrella that is the lamest thing ive ever heard

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

I wish for 10 million in usd currency to appear in my bank account accessible any time and to have no other side effects other then me getting 10 million usd in my bank account

*you walk home and notice a lamp sitting on your desk that wasnt there before you rub it and she comes out* hello dear im a genie what would you like to wish for

I wish for everyone in the world to be disabled and be dumb

*her eyes widen and she covers her mouth* I have never heard of a wish like that before but I will grant it *she snaps her fingers and the world becomes a dark place everyone is crawling around and talking like babies*

i understand. But i have one more thing to tell you

good. Now i must go, but one more thing before i do

its a gift. To remember me by. And also, there is one more thing

I wish spiders had wings!

*she laughs maniacally* oh dear that's a terrible wish but you know what? I'll grant it but I get to decide the details of how the wish comes true!

Terrible? Imagine the reaction of people with arachnophobia! It will be hilarious beyond belief