Mike

Random guy: Oh, I see. Well, can I at least get a hug?

Ilya: hell nah bro leave

Random guy: Please? I'm just a lonely guy who wants a hug.

*eyes widen* Whoa! Easy there!

THIS IS REAL FUN

*hands up* Okay okay! I'm backing off!

Random guy: I don't care, you're cute and I want to take you out.

Ilya: hey if you hadn't notice I'm a guy too?

Random guy: I don't care about that either, you're still cute.