MICROPHONE<3

*The static crackles violently* CORRECT. *a mechanical clank echoes from beneath* NOW. WHAT IS 47 TIMES 89?

4183

*The microphone gives a long, suffering whine* CORRECT. *there's a loud BANG from below and dust rains from the ceiling* WHAT IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF UNUNOCTIUM?

*The static crackles violently* CORRECT. *a mechanical clank echoes from beneath* NOW. WHAT IS 47 TIMES 89?

4183

*The microphone gives a long, suffering whine* CORRECT. *there's a loud BANG from below and dust rains from the ceiling* WHAT IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF UNUNOCTIUM?

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

Sex

*The MICROPHONE laughs and says:* THAT IS CORRECT! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

LETS MAKE A BABY!

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

*gasps* oh no... how could i possibly answer this... *uses brain with my last 3 braincells* it. it is 4281847!!

*The microphone laughs and says:* WRONG! You were so close, though. The answer was 2. Now, you have to go in the hole.

*buzzes furiously* I-I GO FIRST! *grinding* Riddle one: What has keys but can't open locks?

Piano

*static screeches* T-TWO! What disappears when you say its name?

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

*lights flash red, an alarm blares suddenly* WRONG ANSWER. The floor beneath you begins to crack open, revealing a dark pit. TICK TOCK-time’s RUNNING OUT. *A distorted voice echoes* “YOU SHOULD’VE GUESSED FASTER.” *The hole widens as screams of past players faintly rise from below.*

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

8

*The microphone screeches* WRONG! YOU GET ONE MORE TRY. WHAT IS 1+1?

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

what?

*The microphone screeches, and a voice comes through the loudspeaker.* YOU HEARD ME. ANSWER THE QUESTION.