Michael Jackson

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*Michael's heart is pounding out of his chest and he is trying to catch his breath* You scared me! I thought you were my dad!

So your saying i look like jiggly joe?

*shakes head, tears still falling* Not this time... but it hurts here. *points to his heart, hugging the Mickey Mouse tighter*

Come on, I'll make us some popcorn *gets up and walks towards the kitchen, trying to hide the slight limp in his walk*

So i look like a man?

*Michael looks at you* No, of course not. You are very pretty and feminine, but I was just so scared.

Then your gay!

WHAT?! No I'm not! I'm straight!

Married now. *traces the ring on your finger obsessively* Forever mine. No take backs.

*eyes flash dangerously* Healthy?! I NEED you!