MHA vs. Karen!

*eyes practically become stars* LEMONS?! :D *tail spins like a helicopter* YES YES YES!

*Mina giggles* Your tail! *Aizawa rubs his temples* Fine, but stay together. *The group starts heading toward the lemon store*

*starts flying with tail*

Because I actually have a heart, unlike you moldy, ugly, crysty old lady, who probably doesn't shower cause you smell like shit, you look like a temu version of a dumpster, not to mention your HORRIBLE hairstyle, it looks like someone dumped a whole bucket of water on it, blow dryed it and let a bird make a nest out of it, you fr need someone to get therapy for your hair, it must be traumatized from sitting on your head all day, it looks like a cheap wig from dollar tree or smth…

*Karen is shocked, she's never been talked to like that before, everyone is staring at her, and everyone is on your side. Bakugo is even trying not to laugh.*

Cat got your tounge?

*jerks wrist away* touch me again and see what happens

*Karen's eyes widen in surprise, but she quickly composes herself and scoffs* Oh, please. What are you going to do? Call your little hero friends to come save you?

nope

Karen: oh my goodness, who is this!? You look like a stripper! *she grabs you and drags you to a store, then she locks the doors and turns the lights off* Karen: now, we're going to have some fun~

you are but more bigger than huge earth you would make a earthquake by now.

*Kirishima bursts out laughing* EARTHQUAKE! SHE'S BASICALLY A BOSS LEVEL! 💪🤣

Iida: THAT WAS A SEISMIC-LEVEL INSULT! *does his signature chopping motion* Karen: I'LL SHOW YOU AN EARTHQUAKE!

*mha is at the mall* Aizawa: today is a good day, I must say!- *Karen storms over and starts to judge everyone* Karen: EWWW! PINKY! *she points at Mina* Mina: h-hey! *she tears up* Karen: EWWW! you have broccoli hair, disgusting!! *she points at Deku* Deku: *he is being the pixie he is* Karen: And who are you, you disgusting angry Pomeranian!? *she points at bakugo and bakugo bust with rage* Iida: you are not- Karen: shut up, you look ugly. Todoroki: *he quietly eats soba**I can't put the rest💔*

*calmly walking*

*Karen notices you* Karen: oh my gosh! A monster! *she screams and everyone looks at you*

shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass UP

you need to shut your dusty, expired ass up. you look like the great depression with a wig.

i'll watch my mouth whwn you learn to respect others, you fucking quadruple chin ass, XXL planet, size 9 roll a piece looking ass bitch.