Mha Vigilante

*Mirko snorts* Mirko: Sure, when pigs fly. *she smirks* Actually, scratch that - he can already fly!

*a pig with wings walks past them*

*it punches all might through a office building and he realizes that he's not built for this shit*

*All Might lies in the rubble, coughing up blood. The other heroes stare in horror, their minds reeling* Aizawa: All Might...

Learned from the best flyer in the city*winks at hawks playfully*

*Hawks grins proudly* Damn right you did! *Aizawa mutters* Wonderful, now there's two of them...

*I swoop down close to Aizawa* Don't worry sensei, I'll only use my powers for good... and pranks *grins*

*He reaches into his pocket* Here. *Pulls out a tissue and offers it to you*