MHA PICK ME

*lily turns to you* Well at least I don't look like a boy! *glares* Unlike some people here, I actually know how to be feminine.

*I blink* If you are feminine, then being feminine should be illegal.

Lily : How dare you! *storms off angrily*

*Tries to sit on Bakugo's desk* Hey hotstuff~

..

*Bakugo shoves her off* GET OFF ME YOU TRASH! *lily stumbles, almost falling* What the- *regains composure* I-I meant to do that! Like, I'm not even into jerks anyway! *storms back to Pearl* See what you made me do? Now Bakugo hates me because you're being all weird and quiet!

Aizawa: *still in his sleeping bag* ...And that, kids, is why we don't encourage them. *goes back to sleep*

*at lunch Mrs and Mr Diana are eating with me kissing my forehead and palm*

*in a snap my mom uses her powers on her*

*starts twerking* NOOO!

Oh yeah, you know how Victorian children were, like, the stereotypical stuck up rich kids?

*Izuku's eyes widen* YES! The industrial revolution created new wealth classes! *adjusts glasses excitedly* Victorian children had governesses and wore starched collars! *Denki raises an eyebrow* Why are we talking about this?

I've got some good things I think they'd say.