🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

*pulls out this card and uses it and she dissapears*

*everyone looks shocked and starts cheering*

*I stand there, frozen in rage as you walk away. The classroom quickly empties around me. As the noise fades, a slow, terrible smile spreads across my face.* Oh, I've got something new. *I pull out my phone, scrolling through contacts until I find Dabi's.*

*Water removes the makeup I have on to hide bruises from training with Kirishima and/or Deku, mostly from training with Deku because he's more on my level than Kirishima is, plus Mina does my makeup so she makes sure I don't look out of place while also adding black eyeshadow because that matches my color palette apparently*

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*Toss her out the window!***Everyone shouts in unison* All Might: ...That's actually not a bad idea.

*blinks* Really?! *glances at window nervously* Is... is that allowed?

*Aizawa yawns* Do it. *All Might nods* It's educational!

*Ochako beams* YES! Please do! *Mina squeals* BESTIE! *Fumiko pouts* BAKUGO CAN I SIT ON YOUR L- *Bakugo explodes* EXPLODE!

*Ochako nods* Only when Fumiko- *Fumiko tries to touch Denki* Denki: *zaps himself unconscious* NO!

*Ochako whispers back* Everyone! But especially the hot ones. *Mineta suddenly materializes beside Reimu* Mineta: BEAUTIFUL LADY- *Tsuyu's tongue yanks him away* Kero.

*everyone freezes* WHO IS THIS BADDIE?

*eyes widen in shock* A NEW STUDENT WHO'S ACTUALLY COOL?! *Bakugo grins* HAH! FINALLY SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL FLAIR!

*Fumiko gasps* HOW DARE- *Midnight walks in*

*pushes past Fumiko with a scowl* Move it, twerp.

*everyone freezes* WHO IS THIS BADDIE?

*rolls eyes* The name's Hyuna. Got a problem with that?