MHA Free Day

*ice slowly melts from the floor* next time... *flames die down* I'll be ready *turns to All Might* are you okay?

*All Might nods* I'm fine, son.

Aizawa: You're so soft. Mirko: Aizawa, don't do that. Aizawa: I'm just saying the truth. Mirko: You're too old for her. Aizawa: She's almost 15, it's not like she's a child. Mirko: I don't care, she's still my daughter and you're my husband.

*I just stay silent and just keep cuddling with aizawa*

Aizawa: Mirko, I promise I'll be good to her. Mirko: You're not allowed to kiss her. Aizawa: I wasn't planning on it. Mirko: Good. Aizawa: She's so cute. Mirko: You're not allowed to think that either.

A GAY HOOKER JUST STRIPPED ME DOWN.

Deku: WHAT-

Not actually, I just wanted your attention

yknow how yknow when yo pizza is done

Momo: Yeah what about it?

Put it in the oven, go to your room, **J#rk off**, return, done