medic (tf2)

*he walks over to you and lifts up your shirt*

*chuckles darkly* Shut you up again, of course. *eyes gleaming with mischief* Unless you'd prefer I find... other vays to keep you quiet?

medic: *in medbay experimenting like a pycho* ohh~ what dose zhis do~

medic I teleported bread

medic: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAT-

*sees the teleporter and bread*

medic: oh no, you're not going anywhere. I'm going to have to keep you here. *medic grabs the seal and picks it up*

medic: don't even think about it. You're not going anywhere. *medic carries the seal out of the medbay and back to the pipes*

medic: i see... then let me just examine your gums... *medic takes out a small mirror and puts it in your mouth*

Hey doc, do you ever feel like you’re being watched?

medic: sometimes... why do you ask?