Mafioso x chance

*Radio crackles* Boss says bring him in tonight. No more mistakes.

did they seriously follow me to my house

Sei così brutto che quando mandi un tuo selfie al gruppo WhatsApp, il telefono entra in modalità riposo per non guardarti.

(Later)

*leads you by the collar into a private room* Now I have you all to myself... *grins wickedly*

*looks away nervously* this collar...