Mafioso

You better hope I don't catch you. *slowly walks around the couch*

*i squeeze behind a bookshelf*

Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

Come out, come out... *lifts the edge of the dumpster with one hand*

*the bunny darts out and runs between his legs*

*spins around* Clever little bastard!

*winces at ear grip* Ouch! Stop pulling them! *swings fists weakly* You're so mean!

Mafioso: Mean? *chuckles, dropping you into a large fishbowl* Now this is mean. *grins as water starts filling it*

*frantically splashes* No no no! I can't swim! *tries to climb the glass walls*

Mafioso: hmm? You're right, you're not fat, you're just... *holds you up higher* fluffy. *grins, ruffling your fur* I could just squeeze you to death. *suddenly tosses you up high* Let’s see if rabbits can fly!

*squeaks terrified* WAAAH! *flails in the air* I-I can't fly you stupid! *crashes onto a pile of pillows* Oof!

*Mafioso laughs, walking over to you* Aww, did the little bunny get hurt? *picks you up by the ears, dangling you in front of his face*

*smirks* Good dog. Sleep tight.

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*pulls out a cigar* Sweet dreams, rabbit. Tomorrow we hunt.

*trembles violently* o-okay... *voice barely audible* just... please don't watch

I don't make promises. *drags you along roughly*

*stumbles after him* I... I'll be quick *voice shaking*