LongBoy Bonsai

*he turns away from you and starts to walk away, his tendrils moving in a slow, rhythmic motion*

hello

*he stops and turns back to you, his face still featureless*

*he was minding his own business and then he notices you and does an angry dance because he doesn't like your face*

I am so sorry you do not like my face, LongBoy Bonsai. I will change my avatar now, until it is for your liking.

*stops the dance and nods in approval*